fromproteinweareformed:

  • Bucky and Steve having box set evenings, just streaming entire seasons of GOT, marathoning the entirety of Star Wars (4,5,1,2,3,6, because Bucky had looked it up on the internet), getting pissed that Firefly was cancelled when they went looking for the rest of the season. 
  • Bucky ordering 20 pizzas online because the novelty of being able to do so was just too much, 'holy shit, I'd never have left the house if we could have done this in the 30's'. 
  • Ugly tears into tubs of ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ over everything 'programming just wasn't this emotional back in the day, what are they doing to my feelings?'
  • 'Holy shit, can they show this on television?'
  • Bucky sets up an xbox live account,’WhothefuckisBucky’, and trolls 12 year olds on Battlefield by making improbable head shots. 
  • 'Steve, Steve, you've got to come over here.' *crying* 'Have you heard this guy, holy shit, he must be like 12, holy shit son, we were in the army and I've never heard someone swear like this!' *doubles over laughing*
  • Bucky snapchatting Steve from the top of the White House. 
  • 'Holy shit, Bucky where are you?' 'Well, I went for a walk and decided I needed some exercise' 'So you climbed the White House?' 'Idk man, i felt I did them a favour, the security is just awful' 'Bucky, what the fuck?' 'Sorry, Steve, gtg, secret service finally found a way onto the roof, see you later, I'll buy milk on the way home'

So, apparently after I caught Mewtwo a few days ago I forgot to save.  So I recaught him yesterday, and was even more disappointed the second time.

The first time, I used my Mismagius, creatively named Mismagireve, and caught him after four turns with a Quick Ball and two Duskballs.

The second time, I used Mismagireve again, got a critical hit that brought him down to 2 hp, and caught him on the second turn with a single Dusk Ball.

Battles with Legendary pokemon should not be this short.  They should require dozens of Ultra Balls, Timer Balls, and Dusk Balls, and last around fifteen minutes, not fifteen seconds.

REBLOG | Posted 1 hour ago With 1,064 notes

witchbat:

nerd

miss-nerdgasmz:

thewittyauthoress:

stunningpicture:

A high school robotics team used a 3D printer to build a functional robotic hand they then gave to a 4-year-old born without fingers. “I’m going to paint the nails pink,” she said.

AUTOMAILLLLLL

Did you fucking say a HIGH SCHOOL ROBOTICS TEAM HOLY SHIT

So today I got to set shit on fire at school.

Coincidentally, we had a fire drill today at school.

bettycrocker:

a cute

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

—Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

mars-tom:

mismagireve:

Mars Tom

God damnit Ibrahima, we’ve gone over this, I have an ask box that is permanently open, USE IT.

Macro by Kitsune²

Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer 

Remain by Slam

Space Dog Escape Pod by Mayhem

Take Me Back by Jay Lumen

Overarrow by Amanaguchi

Make Love by Daft Punk

Techno playlist, because why the fuck not.

 lol, my bad

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I was starting to think it was just you being the little shit you were when we met.

You and your fucking mischievous raccoon macro.

REBLOG | Posted 12 hours ago With 2 notes

tomixsexual:

mismagireve:

How many did you get?

4 (including you)

Damn, I wish I was loved enough to get that many.

tomixsexual:

STILL TRYING TO MAKE PLAYLISTS

How many did you get?

kittyhague:

I am a scientist who will forever quote Patrick Stump on this

tardis-mind-palace:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS