hnybnny:

mismagireve:

hnybnny:

arrrrrrrrrg (waves hook)

Make sure you get some good Florida oranges before going to school now, Sweetie, you wouldn’t want to get the scurvy.

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thank ye for the remindarrrrr, landlubber

Now all you need is an alligator and you’re all set.

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hnybnny:

arrrrrrrrrg (waves hook)

Make sure you get some good Florida oranges before going to school now, Sweetie, you wouldn’t want to get the scurvy.

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coelasquid:

I like how they give me a VHS tape in this game as “old” evidence from seven years ago but seven years before the current timeline in the game is still something like 2020. Who is storing security footage on VHS tapes six years in the future?

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decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

charleypollard:

no.

exempli gratia (for example)

and

id est (that is)

I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this.

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

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feedmekittenspls:

“I’m taking a bath with my boyfriend”

He’s evolving

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hexbird:

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

empressimpala:

I have this headcanon where multiple time-traveling Daves would make up code names to differentiate themselves from one another. and the code names are always the names of celebrities who are also named Dave or David

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curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

killbenedictcumberbatch:

also if you don’t think straight people are fucking ridiculous at work this little baby said hi to me like when i say baby i mean BABY like maybe 18 months and he smiled and said hi and his mom said “there he goes flirting with the ladies” and I swear i felt my asshole clench 

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deliciousghosts:

I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

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