Oh thank god that line of smut has no notes.

Hopefully I will be able to sleep before dawn.

People who can't draw: Drawing is fucking hard
People who don't try at all: Drawing is fucking hard
Teachers: Drawing is fucking hard
Beginning artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Pro artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Extremely famous artists: Drawing is fucking hard
Long gone, passed away artists who went down in history: Drawing is fucking hard
People who are upset an artist won't draw for them for free: Drawing is easy!


levels of headcanon:

  • This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this 
  • this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext
  • there is no evidence either way
  • there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care
  • I’ve stopped giving a shit about canon
"There’s this one muscle at the base that dialates and contracts, yes that’s the one. Now just focus on it for a second and try to lift it up—thaaaaaaatss it." He exhaled, breathy and melting around her and she could all but HEAR him purring in her ears.
—At least this is saved for posterity before I slumber.
Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong.
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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

Me: Brain it's three am, please let me sleep.
Brain: lol no, how about coming up with killer dialogue for a Sepulchure/Hero smutfic?
Me: But sleep.
Brain: but bloodplay.
Me: ...
Brain: have fun remembering this in the morning when you actually want to write!


Just- ok I’m serious watch this right now trust me.

Galanoth/Ikea the shopkeeper. WHAT I THINK THEY'RE CUTE


Send me an OTP and I tell you…


  • Who made the first move; Ikea. Galanoth kept coming to see her and buying random furniture for an excuse to be there. She thought this was cute and eventually offered to help him organize it after kissing him on the nose.
  • Who said ‘I love you’ first; Galanoth. He came back from a hunt and was really late for a date, but she just laughed off his apology and helped bandage a burn on his calf. He said looking down at her.
  • How often they fight; Not very often, but sometimes the contrast of Galanoth being over protective of her, but reckless with his own health gets on her nerves. Also the disagree about the amount of dead dragon furniture that should be in anyone’s home.
  • Whose big spoon/little spoon; Galanoth, simply because he’s huge and he likes to hold on to her and make sure she’s safe.
  • What their nicknames are for each other; She affectionately calls him Her brave dragonslayer and Galanoth sometimes calls her Keys.
  • Whose the better cook; Galanoth. Ikea isn’t bad but her food tends to be rather bland.
  • Their song; I can’t think of one right off the bat. XD
  • Who remembers their anniversaries; Ikea. She makes sure to remind Galanoth so he doesn’t forget and feel bad.
  • Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); Sit by the hearth and drink hot cocoa.
  • Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; Galanoth mostly, but it’s more of an equal power relationship.
  • How they would get engaged; Galanoth would surprise her after she closed off shop with a gorgeous antique ring he found in a Dragon’s hoard.
  • What their wedding would be like; A small affair, friend’s and family mostly. It would be in a magnificently pretty ice cave Galanoth had cleared of dragons.
  • How many kids they’ll have; One or two and Gal is really protective of them.

Officially the only person in this group who doesn’t want to start a blog for their OC.

Imagine everybody threw a huge party after Envy was defeated and when they wake up the next morning, Vaal’s in a wedding dress next to Pandora in a bowtie and veil, Mazurek’s topless and covered in crudely draw penises, Riadne’s hair is bubblegum pink and wearing undies she sure as hell was not wearing yesterday, Izaac is sporting a tattoo, three golden teeth, and a lampshade, Aegis is tangled up in the ceiling fan and is trying to get the fan blades out of his torso, the Hero is in a flowercrown, Tomix’s jacket and dress shirt, and Tomix himself is on the roof in Riadne’s missing panties.

And also Murk is there.  Not even participating in any clean up or wondering what happened, just calmly sitting there sipping a martini and staring.




a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent





So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…


I have watched this 15 times and I need more



Paranormal activity caught on camera

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