satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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This was supposed to be Ice Elf Aegis but ended up being some random elf guy in a poncho.

His hair is fun.

Syntax The Dork: going with the theory that spirits can feel what their weavers feel through their bond, what happens if the Spirit is just going about their day while their weaver gets it on?
tomix's wife: yeah
tomix's wife: and uhhhhhhhhhh
Syntax The Dork: like in some universe where Herogis isn't a thing and he's just floating in his living room reading a book
Syntax The Dork: totally at peace with the world
Syntax The Dork: and then suddenly otu of nowhere he's entirely hot and bothered and just damnit hero, you could have at least given me a head's up or something
Syntax The Dork: does he suffer through the arousal or ride it out because I'm sure that bond-thing goes both ways
Syntax The Dork: oh god what if he had company while tha happened.
tomix's wife: oh nooooooooo
Syntax The Dork: how do you explain that to your guests
Syntax The Dork: like there's no way they wouldn't notice if he's peacefully floating and then all of a sudden he spazzes out for a bit
Syntax The Dork: and then like instantly uncomfortable
Syntax The Dork: ask him what's wrong and there's really no way to politely explain to someone that you're currently having sex by proxy
tomix's wife: hmmmmmmmmm
tomix's wife: can he say hero is doing something else or.................. idk lmao
Syntax The Dork: really it depends on how good Aegis is at hiding his sex noises
tomix's wife: oh no aha
Syntax The Dork: If he's hopeless at it he'd probably try to shoo his guests out like SORRY THERE'S CURRENTLY A THING HAPPENING YOUNEEDTOLEAVE I'LL EXPLAIN LATER
Syntax The Dork: spend the rest of it curled up in a ball in a corner somewhere
Syntax The Dork: poor Aegis, he did not sign up for this shit
tomix's wife: :^(
tomix's wife: Hero comes back like B^) while Aegis is B^(
Syntax The Dork: he glares at them into eternity
Syntax The Dork: hero we need to talk
Syntax The Dork: NOW
tomix's wife: ooooooh
Syntax The Dork: tries to explain what happened as not-grossly as he can to whoever it was that was over
Syntax The Dork: now they think he's in heat
tomix's wife: MATING SEASON
Syntax The Dork: We always end up here.
» RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME FALLOUT 4-IOLI
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thesassformers:

OH MY GOD

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puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Anyone wanna suggest more palette draws?  I’ve got 92 left and I want to use them all before I get any new palettes.

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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OH MY GOODNESS I FORGOT ABOUT THE NEWSBOY CAP SHIT HE IS CUTER. HE HAS REACHED MAX CUTENESS.

One day I will draw his ref. In armor and out. It will be glorious.

hnybnny:

due to her having a lot of dragon blood in her, Daeris has quite of a bit of a hoarding instinct (that does not couple well with her urge to steal things all the time)

she has a small hoard of large gems in her room in the Swordhaven Thieves Guild (she passes on small gems, only big ones she likes) and also hoards gold items and rare artifacts. Rolith always knows that if something rare or expensive goes missing from Oaklore Keep or Swordhaven Castle, the first person he goes to is Daeris. 9 out of 10 times she has whatever went missing, may it be a huge ruby or a solid gold trinket. The hard part for him is getting her to give it up; she’s very clingy with her hoard.

If Jeran had a hoarding instinct, you would never know it.  He’s a master at impulse control.

coelasquid:

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

There are a lot of diseases that don’t get the support they need because there aren’t a huge number of people who experience them, so it’s difficult to raise awareness, difficult to find investors, basically people don’t have the emotional connection they do with something that a huge number of people deal with and the pharmaceuticals to treat them aren’t as profitable. Like, a friend of mine was at an MS fundraiser and the grim joke used to try to lighten people’s spirits for feeling like they weren’t raising as much money as they wanted was “Let’s face it guys, we aren’t cancer”

The ice bucket challenge has made people donate something like ten times as much to ALS this year than previous years. I know people are concerned about wasting water, but you’ll do a lot more good on that front if you take a stand against bottled water and soft drinks, particularly from companies like Nestle, than getting mad at people trying to raise awareness for an illness that let’s be honest not a lot of people were very familiar with before this. Just be responsible, be aware, and try not to take your frustration out on the wrong people.

AWW MAN JERAN IS CUTE. very cute child. very cute and dangerous.

He’s cuter in his newsboy cap.

Did you forget he had a newsboy cap?  Because that’s a thing he wears like all the time.

Side note about Jeran, he talks with a Trap-bath split, and neither of his parent have any idea where the hell he picked it up because they sure as hell don’t talk like that.

hello! i need to know what jeran looks like, at least the basics, please. i know he's blonde and blue eyed but. what else? does he have long/short hair, how tall is he? i need to draw this weird dragon/dragonslaying family.

Jeran is 6’7 fully grown, decently muscled, think Nightwing in terms of build in contrast to Galanoth’s Batman.

Basically imagine a grumpy Link that never changes his expression.